The ultrarare hypermax designers collectors edition
Ah , I look at my watch...and I look here...
Hmm what is missing here?
Another Warstory?...No...More TRUEGERAMNY lessons?...Nah...David H- NEVER!
Ah I got it! Another ..drumroll please..
PeteyGunn SuperShow!!!
Yes , thats true I gonna continue this insanity but not because it is out of boredom (actually its quite some work to type...) , mostly because I got so much positive feedback!
So thank you all for the support and rest assure that I will continue with this as long as you are interested in it.
Also I am planning a live call in show near the future but first I have to figure out how to do that.I mean recording my voice , recording the voice of the callers or possible guests maybe a video capture well we will see.
Not only that soon if everything works well I will do a special audio file series.
And , to close this updateblock for now , in the future you can maybe expect an own title song.
Yes much is planned so far.Let´s see what gets realized and what not.
Okay after the necessary updateinformation we can now start in a brand new SUPERSHOW!
Todays topic is no Meme analyst no its an actual trend : special editions.
Yeah I know special editions were always present and ever will be but nowadays its gotten more radical...but to that later.
So lets jump in my Hot Tub Time Machine and travel back in time shall we?
Ohhh yes we had drinks like Africola , CrystalPepsi or actual cocainecola (yes I am a bit thirsty).The internet was still a thought of some students and the only reason to buy a game was the boxart.
You see back in the day it was like playing in a lottary.You picked a boxart which you like and hope that the art were not lying to you of its actual game content.
But someone thought maybe some nice swag would get more buyers so they included goodies like maps , cards , antipiracy puzzles as a code , posters or comics.
Later the goodies got more collectible like action figures and stuff.Then the collectibles got media like DVD´s or soundtrack CD´s but soon the competition bell rang and they tried to max themselves out.Nightscopes , Helmets , replica guns to just name a few.
Such swag needed a special price so the developers thought instead of making one normal 60 euro edition and one say 150 euro edition they sell this third as another special edition to show how special this edition was.
Thou the special collector ultrarare some shittynamewhichisnearthegamename was born.
So far still good...
but then the industry made a bad bad turn..
with the different goodies which were included in the same game but only avaiable in different shops which were only the crowning icing on the WTF industry cake because it was leaded by the , let´s name it how it is , WAR against the used games market.They killed physical goodies and exchanged it with a piece of paper.
Download Codes.
I hate them.
You see I have some jimbojambo with my PSN which I can´t get to work so I am pretty fucked , can´t get the goodies but I payed for them because I like collector editions.
No No No let´s say it how it is.
I
LIKE
SWAG.
Soulja Boy!HIT THE MUSIC!
I am lookin´like my tekken 6 sweater
lookin´ like my pandoras box it doesn´t matter
bein´ so SWAG
cause I lookin´ so SWAG
bein´ so SWAG
call me the SWAGMAN
SWAGMAN.watch out
SWAGMAN.Swag thats all about
I lookin´ like the vault boy
got only SWAG in my F3breadboxtoy
Havin´ in WOW mah lil´ Frostey
hearin´ all day epic God OF War musey
Heavy Rain on Heavy rain Box
thats you get the bitches shocks
Oh watch out I ´m not a crack
No No No just bein´the SWAG
Bein´ proud of all my different Boxes
so SWAG I know how to rock it
Havin´ special E´s of all diffrent kinds
and the best THEY ARE ALL MINES
Watch here I got the Dante Death edition
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
No DR2 zombrex edition here oh boy
well I´ll be swaggin´with my Outbreak Zombie toy
Others gonna be on casinos and cards dealin´
I get their show my New Vegas cards stealin´
S stand for special
Whole lot essential
A for all mine
G is just genuine
GT4 cases
BigBox places
Music Cd collections
Welcome to the Supershow RAP edition
Only avaiable at Gamestop
in Bestbuy you get just POP
You can also buy it on Amazone
and you get a free new telephone
But don´t forget sooner or later
you only get it on a CHEAPASS Paper
Out.
*FamilyFeud theme hits*
Well well that was this edition of the PeteyGunn Supershow!
I hope you are not disgusted now and sorry for the rap..but if you want it as an audio file I may record it if I get enough requests.
Oh and don´t forget to visit live.Lordkat.com for your daily dose of insanity and if you find me in there you can bitch about why i shouldn´t hate the FinalFantasy Franchise.
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I SEE YOU ON THE NEXT PETEYGUNNSUPERSHOW!
Yours truely
PeteyGunn
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